Would you rather be dumped

“Would you rather be dumped, or would you prefer to dump somebody else?”

I would rather be dumped so that I would have something to bitch about while writing depressing poetry in a cold, candle lit room while crying and asking “why?” to no particular question while telling myself “I tried”.
Now, hoping you caught my sarcasm, I will give you a response the question on whether I would like to be dumped over dumping someone else. Well, I personally would rather dump somebody else to avoid the bawling and depressing poetry, but I would probably feel bad because I wouldn’t want somebody else to have to bawl their eyes for a month straight and write a series of depressing poems. Dating is such a pain in the ass. Here’s an idea! Lets just be friends.

Ray